Hueco Mundo's Don'ts by SpiderQueenBlue, literature
Literature
Hueco Mundo's Don'ts
Things I Will Not Do In Hueco Mundo
1. I will not refer to Ilfort as Faramir. Or Legolas, for that matter.
2. I will not tell Circe "not to cry, Cho Chang."
3. I will not point out that Nnoitra-sama doesn't "like girls."
4. I will not assist Lilinette in waking up Stark.
5. On that note, Stark-sama does not keep an arc reactor in his Hollow hole.
6. I will not call Aaron-sama "Jughead."
There is no 7.
8. I will not call Ulquiorra "Ukelala," "Ulqui-chan," or anything but Ulquiorra or Ulquiorra-sama. Or maybe Ulquiorra-kun or -dono if he doesn't seem to be in a killing mood. X3
9. I will refrain from calling Tesla "Babe" within earshot